Jedan neozbiljni, za zabavu samo. Ovo sam iskesala koleginici svojoj dragoj u naletu slobodnog vremena na poslu:

Treba mi princ na bijelom konju.

Pametan, stabilan, sposoban i ambiciozan.

Nježan i čvrst;

i da ne samo da me podnosi, nego sam u njegovim očima savršena.

Da zna kuhat;

i da je vegan,

ali da voli bure sa sirom

bureK

ne bure;

i da me podržava i voli zauvijek;

i da voli da mu je čisto, ali zna upotrijebiti krpu;

i radi najbolje kokice s maslacem, u 3 ujutro ako treba;

jer i ja to sve znam i radim.

Da voli boga, ali da nije ovisan ni o čemu.

Da je slobodne volje, ali i privržen.

Da se sjeća svog prvog poljupca, ali da mu je prvi poljubac samnom izbrisao iskustvo svih ljudi s kojima je ranije bio.

Da voli glazbu;

mora svirati nešto, pa makar kazoo.

Da zna bar dva-tri jezika, ako ne i sedam recimo.

Voli putovati, ali nije mu teško nigdje ostati.

Pa to sam ja, samo muško.

Za razliku od mene,

da je pomalo šutljiv i nježan, ali da zapravo nikad ne možeš na prvu znati što misli, malo misteriozan,

a opet, kad treba pričati, iskren, bez da popije hektolitre pive.

Ima mlađu sestru koju je uvijek branio pred starcima i dopuštao joj da se ljubaka s njegovim zgodnim prijateljima.

Ne mora imati povijest drogiranja i alkohola i sranja, može biti da se uvijek držao sa strane i brijao na fiziku;

i znanstvenu fantastiku.

Ili matematiku?

Duhovnost ga je oduvijek zanimala, ali više onako filozofski

Prirodno je dobra osoba i voli druge pomagati, ali se sramio;

sad se ne srami.

Ima svoju udrugu za terapiju glazbom.

Pošaljite mi ovakvog, ali samo da ne bude stvarno kakva životinja, iz reda vukova,

nego da je osoba, čoek od krvi i mesa.

I da!

Mora bar malo voljeti ili lingvistiku ili politiku ili povijest, jer mora imati o čemu razgovarati s mojom majkom.

Ona mora da ga voli i cijeni,

zbog pameti.

ZABORAVILA NAJVAŽNIJE:

ima da je isti ili viši od mene;

ja sam 183, znači ne idem ispod 179, NE PRISTAJEM

na kepece.

Da ga poznajem iz barem jednog prošlog života, ali da nemamo sad neke zavjete i karmu nikad rješivu.

Treba biti živ i zdrav i postojati.

 

P.S. Uistinu vjerujem u ljubav ponad spola i roda, iako trenutno očito naginjem rečenom suprotnom. A i jezik, takav kakav je, mi ne dopušta fini tok riječi bez korištenja riječi koje su određene rodom, pogotovo u hrvatskom.

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A frivolous one, just for fun. This I put on my dear colleague in a spur of free time at the office:

I need a prince on a white horse.

Smart, stable, competent and ambitious.

Gentle and strong;

not only does he put up with me, but in his eyes I am perfect.

That he knows how to cook;

and that he is vegan,

but likes burek (ggl pls).

That he ever supports and loves me;

that he likes a clean place, and also knows how to use a mop;

and makes the best butter popcorn, at 3 am if the need is there;

because I know and do all that.

That he loves god, but is not dependent on anything.

That he has freewill but is loyal.

That he remembers his first kiss, but when he first kissed me it erased the experience he had with all the people he was previously engaged with.

That he likes music;

he needs to play something, even it is the kazoo.

That he knows at least two or three languages, if not let’s say seven.

He loves to travel, but does not find it hard to stick to a place.

That so far is me; only male.

So, to be different from me:

that he is a bit quiet and gentle, but you can never really be certain of what he thinks,

a bit mysterious,

but then again, to talk when needed, be honest without drinking hectolitres of beer.

He has a younger sister who he always took under his protection and let her make out with his handsome friends.

He needs not have a history of drug abuse and alcohol and crap, he can be keeping himself on the side a bit hooked on physics;

and science fiction.

Or maths?

He was always interested in spirituality, but more on the philosophical side.

He is by nature a good person and he loves to help others, but he used to be shy;

he is no longer.

He has his own NGO for music therapy.

Send me one like this, but let it not be an animal of sorts, from the order of wolves,

let it be a person, a flesh and bone-based humanoid.

And yes!

He needs to like linguistics or politics or history at least a bit because he needs to be able to converse with my mother.

She needs to love and respect him,

for his wits.

I FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART:

he needs to be the same height or taller than me;

I am 6 foot tall, meaning I am not agreeing to less than 5 foot 8, I WILL NOT AGREE

to dwarves.

I should know him from at least one past life, but without having any wows or never ending karmic issues.

He needs to be alive and well and existant.

 

P.S. I do really believe love to be beyond sex and gender, but currently seem to lean towards the said opposite one. The language being what it is, is not allowing a nice flow without using gender exclusive words, especially in Croatian.